What a magazine can do that an iPad can’t

Esquire‘s September issue back
page lists “Things a magazine can do that an iPad can’t (Because our app
will do a lot, but it won’t have cologne strips, either)”.

The list includes:

*Make you smell fantastic

*No this.
*Remain in your luggage while you go through security.

*Portrait view (with photo of centrefold pullout)

*Contribute to the impression that you’re not a tool.

*The occasional nipple.

*Actual wirelessness.

*Pantone 485.